Dodge Van

What has the aerodynamic aptitude of a brick, a paint job ostentatious enough for Tony Stark and deafening side pipes…?

I love the sense of freedom that is symbolized by the van era of the ’70s. I also love the shear disregard for reverence of traditional hot rodding – I mean who hot rods a 4,500-lb van!? And to top it all off, let’s put some audacious colors into the paint scheme.

…Those pipes…It’s like someone just shouting at you. ARGHGHGHHHHHHHH!